Celebrating Together

hammered

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A man sat at a local bar and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating."

"What a coincidence," said the woman next to him. I'm celebrating, too" she replied, clinking glasses with him. "What are your celebrating?"

"I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."

"What a coincidence, the woman said. For my husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!

How did your chickens become fertile?" she asked.

"I switched cocks," he replied.

"What a coincidence," she said.
 

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A cock said to the hen, 'Cock-a-doodle-do'

And the hen replied, 'Any cock'll do'
 

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