Mighty AP
Silver Member
- Mar 7, 2006
- 3,058
- 22
- Detector(s) used
- Fisher F70, Whites QXT, Garrett Pro-Pointer, "Mighty" Diggin' Tool
Myron & the cop
Taking off down the road, myron pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing
through what little hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down
I-15, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a
chp, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120.
Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this!" and pulled over to
await the chp's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the officer got out of his
vehicle and walked up to the Corvette.
He looked at his watch, then said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is
Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding - a reason I've never
before heard - I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused then said: "Three years ago, my wife ran off with a
california chp officer. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir," replied the officer.
Taking off down the road, myron pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing
through what little hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down
I-15, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a
chp, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120.
Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this!" and pulled over to
await the chp's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the officer got out of his
vehicle and walked up to the Corvette.
He looked at his watch, then said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is
Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding - a reason I've never
before heard - I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused then said: "Three years ago, my wife ran off with a
california chp officer. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir," replied the officer.
