Cowboys

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Two cowboys from Texas walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from
their throats. They stand at the bar drinking and talking about current
cattle prices.


Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to
cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real
distress. One of the cowboys looks at her and says, "Kin ya swaller?"


The woman shakes her head, no.


"Kin ya breathe?"


The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head.


The cowboy walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks
down her panties, and runs his tongue all over her butt cheeks in a circular
motion. The woman is so shocked, that she has a violent spasm and the
obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the
cowboy walks slowly back to the bar and takes a drink from his beer.


His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver,'
but I ain't never seen nobody do it."
 

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