savant365
Silver Member
A man came home from an exhausting day at work, plopped
down on the couch in front of the television, and told his
wife, "Get me a beer before it starts!"
The wife sighed and got him a beer.
Ten minutes later, he said, "Get me another
beer before it starts!"
She looked cross, but fetched another beer and slammed it
down next to him. He finished that beer and a few minutes
later said, "Quick, get me another beer, it's going to
start any minute!"
The wife was furious. "Is that all you're going to do
tonight! Drink beer and sit in front of that TV! You're
nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob and furthermore..."
The man sighed and said, "It's started."
down on the couch in front of the television, and told his
wife, "Get me a beer before it starts!"
The wife sighed and got him a beer.
Ten minutes later, he said, "Get me another
beer before it starts!"
She looked cross, but fetched another beer and slammed it
down next to him. He finished that beer and a few minutes
later said, "Quick, get me another beer, it's going to
start any minute!"
The wife was furious. "Is that all you're going to do
tonight! Drink beer and sit in front of that TV! You're
nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob and furthermore..."
The man sighed and said, "It's started."
