mikeofaustin
Bronze Member
Spiders... Haven't heard this one before (joke).
A father and daughter were out front on the lawn when he noticed his daughter quite interested in something on the ground. He walks up and sees two daddy-long-legs spiders locked in mating. "What's this daddy?".
"Well, those are daddy-long-legs matting".
"So, the one on bottom is the mommy-long-legs?".
"No, they are both daddy-long-legs". She then raises up and stomps them flat.
"This might be o.k. in California, but this shiat aint happening in Texas".
A father and daughter were out front on the lawn when he noticed his daughter quite interested in something on the ground. He walks up and sees two daddy-long-legs spiders locked in mating. "What's this daddy?".
"Well, those are daddy-long-legs matting".
"So, the one on bottom is the mommy-long-legs?".
"No, they are both daddy-long-legs". She then raises up and stomps them flat.
"This might be o.k. in California, but this shiat aint happening in Texas".
