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- May 13, 2010
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SAINT NANCY (Yes, she is a Catholic)
On a Saturday afternoon, in Washington , D. C., an aide to House
Speaker Nancy Pelosi visited the Bishop of the Catholic cathedral
in D.C. He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending
the next day's Mass, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly
point out Pelosi to the congregation and say a few words that
would include calling Pelosi a saint.
The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the woman, and
there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain
of Pelosi's views." Pelosi's aide then said, "Look. I'll write a check
here and now for a donation of $100,000 to your church if you'll
just tell the congregation you see Pelosi as a saint."
The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the church can use
the money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon."
As Pelosi's aide promised, House Speaker Pelosi appeared for the
Sunday worship and seated herself prominently at the forward left
side of the center aisle.
As promised, at the start of his sermon, the Cardinal pointed out
that Speaker Pelosi was present. The Cardinal went on to explain
to the congregation, "While Speaker Pelosi's presence is probably
an honor to some, the woman is not numbered among my personal
favorite personages.
Some of her most egregious views are contrary to tenets of the
Church, and she tends to flip-flop on many other issues.
Nancy Pelosi is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb
sucker, and a nit-wit. Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, a
cheat, and a thief. I must say, Nancy Pelosi is the worst example
of a Catholic I have ever personally witnessed. She married for money
and is using her wealth to lie to the American people. She
also has a reputation for shirking her Representative obligations
both in Washington , and in California . The woman is simply not to
be trusted."
The Cardinal concluded, "But, when compared with Pres. Obama,
House Speaker Pelosi is a saint."
On a Saturday afternoon, in Washington , D. C., an aide to House
Speaker Nancy Pelosi visited the Bishop of the Catholic cathedral
in D.C. He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending
the next day's Mass, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly
point out Pelosi to the congregation and say a few words that
would include calling Pelosi a saint.
The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the woman, and
there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain
of Pelosi's views." Pelosi's aide then said, "Look. I'll write a check
here and now for a donation of $100,000 to your church if you'll
just tell the congregation you see Pelosi as a saint."
The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the church can use
the money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon."
As Pelosi's aide promised, House Speaker Pelosi appeared for the
Sunday worship and seated herself prominently at the forward left
side of the center aisle.
As promised, at the start of his sermon, the Cardinal pointed out
that Speaker Pelosi was present. The Cardinal went on to explain
to the congregation, "While Speaker Pelosi's presence is probably
an honor to some, the woman is not numbered among my personal
favorite personages.
Some of her most egregious views are contrary to tenets of the
Church, and she tends to flip-flop on many other issues.
Nancy Pelosi is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb
sucker, and a nit-wit. Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, a
cheat, and a thief. I must say, Nancy Pelosi is the worst example
of a Catholic I have ever personally witnessed. She married for money
and is using her wealth to lie to the American people. She
also has a reputation for shirking her Representative obligations
both in Washington , and in California . The woman is simply not to
be trusted."
The Cardinal concluded, "But, when compared with Pres. Obama,
House Speaker Pelosi is a saint."
