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    Mar 2007
    Northwest Missouri
    ACE 250
    67 times
    Honorable Mentions (1)


    A little old lady answered a knock on the door one
    day, only to be confronted by a well dressed young
    man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said
    the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes
    of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very
    latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."

    "Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!"
    and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash,
    the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed
    it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until
    you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that,
    he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.

    "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this
    horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally
    eat the remainder."

    "Well," she said, "I hope you've got a good appetite
    because the electricity was cut off this morning."



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