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    A Queensland farmer

    A Queensland farmer drove to a neighbours' farmhouse in his
    Holden ute, and knocked at the door.
    A boy, about 9, opened the door
    "Is your Dad home?" said the farmer.
    "No mate, he isn't; he went to town."
    "Well, is your Mother here?"
    "No, she went to town with Dad."
    "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
    "No mate, he went with Mum and Dad."
    The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one
    foot to the other,and mumbling to himself.
    "Is there anything I can do for you? I know where all the
    tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give dad a
    message."
    "Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to
    talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my
    daughter Susie pregnant".
    The boy thought for a moment. "You would have to talk to Dad
    about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for
    the pig, but I don't know how much he charges for Howard."

    Because it's always hammer time

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    stefen

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    gb
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    Re: A Queensland farmer

    Who needs Cartwheel Pennies anyway?

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    AKiwi

    Aug 2005
    Hastings, NZ
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    Re: A Queensland farmer

    The Road to Hell is paved with Good Intentions

  5. #5
    ca
    Dec 2004
    Innisfil On Canada
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    Re: A Queensland farmer

    It's obvious... $50.00

 

 

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