I was recently in Miami and decided to learn the Spanish language, so I could understand the check-outs at McDonalds.
My next move is to learn Indian, so I can understand my doctors and the person that answers the phone when I have a warranty problem.
Yep, by the time I read this, I was able to understand that first line…
”TENJOOBERRYMUDS”…
In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation.
Until you are able to understand the term “TENJOOBERRYMUDS”.
With a little patience, you’ll be able to fit right in.
Now, here goes…
The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today…….
Room Service : “Morrin. Roon sirbees.”
Guest : “Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.”
Room Service: ” Rye . Roon sirbees…morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen
”
Guest: “Uh….. Yes, I’d like to order bacon and eggs..”
Room Service: “Ow July den?”
Guest: “…..What??”
Room Service: “Ow July den?!?… Pryed, boyud, poochd?”
Guest: “Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please.”
Room Service: “Ow July dee baykem? Crease?”
Guest: “Crisp will be fine.”
Room Service: “Hokay. An Sahn toes?”
Guest: “What?”
Room Service: “An toes. July Sahn toes?”
Guest: “I… Don’t think so.”
Room Service: “No? Judo wan sahn toes”
Guest: “I feel really bad about this, but I don’t know what ‘judo wan sahn toes’ means.”
Room Service: “Toes! Toes!…Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?”
Guest: “Oh, English muffin!!! I’ve got it! You were saying ‘toast’… Fine…Yes, an English muffin will be fine.”
Room Service: “We bodder?”
Guest: “No, just put the bodder on the side.”
Room Service: “Wad?!?”
Guest: “I mean butter… Just put the butter on the side.”
Room Service: “Copy?”
Guest: “Excuse me?”
Room Service: “Copy…tea..meel?”
Guest: “Yes. Coffee, please… And that’s everything.”
Room Service: “One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy …. Rye ??”
Guest: “Whatever you say..”
Room Service: “Tenjooberrymuds.”
My next move is to learn Indian, so I can understand my doctors and the person that answers the phone when I have a warranty problem.
Yep, by the time I read this, I was able to understand that first line…
”TENJOOBERRYMUDS”…
In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation.
Until you are able to understand the term “TENJOOBERRYMUDS”.
With a little patience, you’ll be able to fit right in.
Now, here goes…
The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today…….
Room Service : “Morrin. Roon sirbees.”
Guest : “Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.”
Room Service: ” Rye . Roon sirbees…morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen
”Guest: “Uh….. Yes, I’d like to order bacon and eggs..”
Room Service: “Ow July den?”
Guest: “…..What??”
Room Service: “Ow July den?!?… Pryed, boyud, poochd?”
Guest: “Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please.”
Room Service: “Ow July dee baykem? Crease?”
Guest: “Crisp will be fine.”
Room Service: “Hokay. An Sahn toes?”
Guest: “What?”
Room Service: “An toes. July Sahn toes?”
Guest: “I… Don’t think so.”
Room Service: “No? Judo wan sahn toes
”Guest: “I feel really bad about this, but I don’t know what ‘judo wan sahn toes’ means.”
Room Service: “Toes! Toes!…Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?”
Guest: “Oh, English muffin!!! I’ve got it! You were saying ‘toast’… Fine…Yes, an English muffin will be fine.”
Room Service: “We bodder?”
Guest: “No, just put the bodder on the side.”
Room Service: “Wad?!?”
Guest: “I mean butter… Just put the butter on the side.”
Room Service: “Copy?”
Guest: “Excuse me?”
Room Service: “Copy…tea..meel?”
Guest: “Yes. Coffee, please… And that’s everything.”
Room Service: “One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy …. Rye ??”
Guest: “Whatever you say..”
Room Service: “Tenjooberrymuds.”
