Ray S S
Silver Member
BE CAREFUL OF YOUR THOUGHTS AS THEY MAY BECOME WORDS AT ANYTIME
Actual Australian court docket 12659...
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling
at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused.
When, on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and
he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20
years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well, Your Honor, it was like
this; when the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down
under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned. Then she moved
and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did The Trick,'
and I could hardly contain myself. But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and
sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber Could Have Prevented This Accident!', I
just lost it.
"CASE DISMISSED!!"
Actual Australian court docket 12659...
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling
at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused.
When, on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and
he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20
years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well, Your Honor, it was like
this; when the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down
under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned. Then she moved
and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did The Trick,'
and I could hardly contain myself. But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and
sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber Could Have Prevented This Accident!', I
just lost it.
"CASE DISMISSED!!"
bad really bad!!! 
