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stefen
Guest
"Happy Holidaze!"
Friendly Holiday Advice*
Please, take care of yourself this Christmas. A recent joint study
conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles
indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.
This means that the remaining 77% are caused by xxx-holes who just drink coffee,
carbonated drinks, juices, milk, water, and shit like that. Therefore,
beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many
accidents.
This message is sent by someone who cares about your well being.
Friendly Holiday Advice*
Please, take care of yourself this Christmas. A recent joint study
conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles
indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.
This means that the remaining 77% are caused by xxx-holes who just drink coffee,
carbonated drinks, juices, milk, water, and shit like that. Therefore,
beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many
accidents.
This message is sent by someone who cares about your well being.
