S IL THer
Full Member
- Nov 29, 2009
- 150
- 17
- Detector(s) used
- AT Pro, DFX, Coinmaster Pro,White's Eagle II SL, White's 6DB
- Primary Interest:
- All Treasure Hunting
swiped from another site:
1. If you’re choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetable by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
3. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat – use the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.
5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from hitting the snooze button and going back to sleep.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives then you’ll be too afraid to cough.
7. You only need two tools in life – Q20 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and it should, use the Q20. If it shouldn’t move and it does, use the duct tape.
8. If you can’t fix it with a hammer, you’ve got an electrical problem.
1. If you’re choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetable by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
3. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat – use the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.
5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from hitting the snooze button and going back to sleep.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives then you’ll be too afraid to cough.
7. You only need two tools in life – Q20 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and it should, use the Q20. If it shouldn’t move and it does, use the duct tape.
8. If you can’t fix it with a hammer, you’ve got an electrical problem.
