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[WindHarvester]

West Virginia State Residency Application

Name: ________________
(last)
(first) (_) Billy-Bob
(_) Billy-Joe
(_) Billy-Ray
(_) Billy-Sue
(_) Billy-Mae
(_) Billy-Jack
(Check appropriate box)
Age: ____
Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right

CB Handle: _____________________

Occupation:
(_)Farmer
(_)Mechanic
(_)Hair Dresser
(_)Un-employed
(_)Coal Miner

Spouse's Name: __________________________

Relationship with spouse:
(_) Sister
(_) Brother
(_) Aunt
(_) Uncle
(_) Cousin
(_) Mother
(_) Father
(_) Son
(_) Daughter
(_) Pet

Number of children living in household: ___

Number that are yours: ___

Mother's Name: _______________________

Father's Name: _______________________
(If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home?
(Check appropriate box)

___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

___ Number of refrigerators on front porch

Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck
____ bedroom
____ bathroom
____ kitchen
____ shed

Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194__
Number of empty beer cans on floorboard or in bed of
pickup: _________

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
(_)The National Enquirer
(_)The Globe
(_)TV Guide
(_)Soap Opera Digest
(_)Gun World

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:
(_)Weekly
(_)Monthly
(_)Holidays
(_)Not Applicable

Color of teeth:
(_)Yellow
(_)Brownish-Yellow
(_)Brown
(_)Black
(_)No teeth
(_)N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
(_)Red-Man

How far is your home from a paved road?
(_)1 mile
(_)2 miles
(_)don't know
(_)can't get there from here

BUMPER STICKERS:
___ Eat more Possum
___ My other car is a piece of junk too
___ Honk if you love Jesus
___ If you ain't a cowboy, you ain't nothin'
___ Red-man Chewing Tobacco

Favorite Recreation: Check all that apply:
___ Square Dancin'
___ Possum Huntin'
___ Skinny Dippin'
___ Craw Daddin'
___ Gospel Singin'
___ 4-Wheelin'
___ Drankin'
___ Spittin' Backy ___ Bill Chip Trowin'
___ Honky Tonkin'
___ Noodlin'

# of Dogs: ___ Type: ___ Blue Tick ___ Beagle
___ Black & Tan ___ Bird Dawg

Cap Emblem: ___ John Deere ___ McCulloch Chain Saws
___ Budweiser ___ Vo-Tech
___ Skoal ___ Coors
___ NAPA ___ Smile if you're Not Wearing Underwear

 

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[WindHarvester]

Did you hear that the governor's mansion in West Virginia burned down?

Almost took out the whole trailer park.

 

[Smee]

Did you hear that the governor's mansion in West Virginia burned down?

Almost took out the whole trailer park.

Think you're mixin him up with Mike Huckabee. He DID live in a trailer on the State Capital grounds for a while . . .

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/story?id=123041&page=1

 

[truckinbutch]

Glad you came to life , WindHarvester .
West Virginia is "Almost Heaven".
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That stench blowing on the prevailing wind from Ohio keeps nudging us out of first place .
Puts Virginia and Maryland out of the running as well .
No need to even consider Pennsylvania and those other northern states

 

[WindHarvester]

Butch,

I actually do Love West Virginia, it is one of the most beautiful States I have been to and I have been through 42 so far.

I have always Loved how well you all keep the litter off the Highways and the People down that way are really friendly(accept for a few small towns I've mistakenly drove into).

I do enjoy the rivalry between the States and I love the jokes We make about each other.

Take care and I hope You had and will continue to have a wonderful New Year!

I'll have a few more jokes later.

 

[truckinbutch]

Butch,

I actually do Love West Virginia, it is one of the most beautiful States I have been to and I have been through 42 so far.

I have always Loved how well you all keep the litter off the Highways and the People down that way are really friendly(accept for a few small towns I've mistakenly drove into).

I do enjoy the rivalry between the States and I love the jokes We make about each other.

Take care and I hope You had and will continue to have a wonderful New Year!

I'll have a few more jokes later.

You take care , my friend , and enjoy the new year as well . When it comes right down to it ; state lines are just something politicians put in place .
We are all 'just folks'