truckinbutch
Silver Member
We'd experienced a bunch of layoffs
because of the present economy . Everybody on the shop floor that was still employed was bustin butt to keep a job .
New CEO strolled in and surveyed the activity in the area . Only one guy wasn't busy . Just leaning against the door sill watching us hustle .
Stormin' up to him the new boss demanded ,"How much do you make a week ?"
"$400", was the embarassed reply .
To make a point to the rest of us the boss whipped out a wad of bills and handed him $1600 .
"That's 4 weeks severance pay . Now , you get the 'F' out of here and never come back again !"
Turning to me as the feller exited the shop , the boss asked ,
"What was his function in this shop supposed to be ?"
"Ummm ,"I responded ,"he's the pizza delivery guy from down the street that brought our lunch ."
because of the present economy . Everybody on the shop floor that was still employed was bustin butt to keep a job .
New CEO strolled in and surveyed the activity in the area . Only one guy wasn't busy . Just leaning against the door sill watching us hustle .
Stormin' up to him the new boss demanded ,"How much do you make a week ?"
"$400", was the embarassed reply .
To make a point to the rest of us the boss whipped out a wad of bills and handed him $1600 .
"That's 4 weeks severance pay . Now , you get the 'F' out of here and never come back again !"
Turning to me as the feller exited the shop , the boss asked ,
"What was his function in this shop supposed to be ?"
"Ummm ,"I responded ,"he's the pizza delivery guy from down the street that brought our lunch ."
