Old Dog
Gold Member
An old cowboy gets all cleaned up , shower, shaved, clean clothes ....
goes into town and sits at the bar.
City boy walks over and asks "Are you a real cowboy?"
The cowboy looks up and says "Been raised on a ranch, punchin cows, wranglin horses and mendin fence all my life. Yes, I guess you could say I'm a cowboy."
The city boy thinks that is cool and buys the old boy a beer.
After a while a short haired stocky girl comes over and asks the same question, and after listening to his answer she buys him a beer and explains that she is a lesbian.
The cowboy says, "I hate to sound stupid but just what is a lesbian?"
The young lady explains that she isn't attracted to men her dreams day and night involve making love to a woman.
To this the cowboy says " Hmmm I think I know where you are coming from." He buys her a beer.
Shortly after that another city boy comes over and asks "Are you a real cowboy?"
The old cowboy responds...
"You know, I always thought I was.
But I just found out, I'm a Lesbian ! "
goes into town and sits at the bar.
City boy walks over and asks "Are you a real cowboy?"
The cowboy looks up and says "Been raised on a ranch, punchin cows, wranglin horses and mendin fence all my life. Yes, I guess you could say I'm a cowboy."
The city boy thinks that is cool and buys the old boy a beer.
After a while a short haired stocky girl comes over and asks the same question, and after listening to his answer she buys him a beer and explains that she is a lesbian.
The cowboy says, "I hate to sound stupid but just what is a lesbian?"
The young lady explains that she isn't attracted to men her dreams day and night involve making love to a woman.
To this the cowboy says " Hmmm I think I know where you are coming from." He buys her a beer.
Shortly after that another city boy comes over and asks "Are you a real cowboy?"
The old cowboy responds...
"You know, I always thought I was.
But I just found out, I'm a Lesbian ! "
