Cletus and Billy Bob

[savant365]

Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in
the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of
an old green John Deere .

Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off
first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches
his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down

to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt . Then, grabbing bottom sides of

his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final

flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile

of hay.

Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the heck are you
doing, Billy Bob?"

"Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an obviously
embarrassed Billy Bob. "But me'n the Ol' Lady been havin' trouble lately in
the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested "I do 'something sexy to
a tractor'."

[stefen]

[Tank69]

She thinks my tractors sexy lol