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  1. #1
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    Feb 2006
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    SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?

    HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD.

    WELL . . . YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.

    MY NAME IS ALICE , AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.

    I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO.

    COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?

    UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

    THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.

    AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL ..

    'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

    WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.

    HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?'

    YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.

    HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

    THEN, THAT UGLY, BALD, WRINKLED FACED, FAT-ASSED, GRAY-HAIRED,
    DECREPIT, CREEPY OLD FART ASKED,




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  2. #2

    Jun 2003
    San Antonio, Texas
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    Re: SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?

    Thanks, this one needed the "Depends" warning!
    Saving History, one Piece at a time!

  3. #3
    us
    Feb 2006
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    Re: SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?

    Quote Originally Posted by Rich in Texas
    Thanks, this one needed the "Depends" warning!
    Also known as the 'Yellow Shoelace Syndrone'
    The more one learns the more he understands his ignorance. I am simply an ignor ant man trying to lessen his ignorance
    Those with the most birthdays live the longest

  4. #4
    Felinepeachy

    Re: SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?

    THAT was excellent!!!!!!!!!!

  5. #5
    us
    Feb 2010
    Vancouver WA
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    Re: SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?

    I'm Guessing He did not say anything after that Comment because You probably Elbowed Him In A very Tender Spot!!!! and Not Lightly!!! ROTFLMAO!!!! CHUG
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    On extended Holiday.

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    Re: SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?



    On a serious note. Every time I see an old classmate I think how old they look. And here I am, barely changed at all.........well, maybe a little distinguished looking but man they got old.

 

 

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