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UK CLASSIFIED ADS
You have to love British humor!
These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K.
newspaper.


FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old.
Hateful little basturd.
Bites!

FREE PUPPIES.
1/2 Cocker Spaniel,
1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single
bound.

COWS, CALVES : NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.

**** And the WINNER is... ****

FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
 

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Re: UK Classified Ads

Now those were funny, grinning from ear to ear still!
 

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