My wife will never be a carpenter
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  1. #1
    Feb 2008
    Bounty Hunter Landstar
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    My wife will never be a carpenter

    We are nearing completion of our winter project of installing a new kitchen from floor joists up . Sub
    floor is in place but needs screwed down before the hardwood flooring goes in place .
    Being off work today , my wife offered to help .
    "You could screw the sub floor down while I'm working on other details ," I told her," Just drive the screws on 6 inch centers across each sheet of plywood ."
    A few minutes later I came down the ladder from taping drywall to check her progress . The screw gun had been running almost nonstop .
    Bless her for wanting to help .............
    My dear lady had driven 16 perfectly placed screws in 36 square inches of sub floor (6"x6").
    "Ummm , ah , mebbie you could space them a bit further apart ,"I suggested .
    Measuring between two screws with her thumb and index finger she turned to me with an ornery look
    in her eye and said ,
    "But , Honey ! You always told me that this much was 6 inches ."
    I got back on my ladder and tended to my own project ...................
    Wolfpack forever

  2. #2
    May 2008
    tesoro eldorado, tesoro lobo,goldmaxx xp
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    Re: My wife will never be a carpenter

    Who needs Cartwheel Pennies anyway?

  3. #3

    Feb 2007
    Over the River and thru the Woods...
    Team Tesoro
    24 times

    Re: My wife will never be a carpenter

    "The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions, that I wish it to be always kept alive. It will often be exercised when wrong, but better so than not to be exercised at all. I like a little rebellion now and then. It is like a storm in the atmosphere"

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    Re: My wife will never be a carpenter

    I think she nailed ya



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