savant365
Silver Member
Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the "old guys".
So I did this, and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club.
She said, "Are you nuts?! You're almost 70 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I proudly showed her that I even received a membership card.
She said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"
I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do...I signed up for five jumps a week !
Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier.
So I did this, and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club.
She said, "Are you nuts?! You're almost 70 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I proudly showed her that I even received a membership card.
She said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"
I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do...I signed up for five jumps a week !
Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier.
