Chewing gum warning !!!!

[FCCDFEd]

The Federal Government has issued another (sigh) Health Warning

 

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[Baja181]

Hahahaha!!!!!

 

[Dave44]

Look--!!!--- I completely take offense to the government taking away My right to sit where I like!!! A bean burrito and a few peices of gum,, What is the harm? Sometimes I get bored!!
Durn beaurocrats!

 

[GunFarce]

I've always been leery of those wall mounted machines in bar washrooms, ever since I seen one with a sign on it that read "Don't buy this gum. It tastes like rubber" !

 

[Chug And Red]

See? That's what happens when we hold in our farts, they always come out when you least expect it!!!!! Red

 

[mtntrekr2]

This reminds me of an old 45 record I had

Does your chewing gum loose it's flavor on the bed post over night
Does your mother say don't chew it so you swallow it for spite
Do you catch it on your tonsils
Do you heave it left and right
Does your chewing gum loose it's flavor on the bed post over night


Joe

 

[GunFarce]

This reminds me of an old 45 record I had

Does your chewing gum loose it's flavor on the bed post over night
Does your mother say don't chew it so you swallow it for spite
Do you catch it on your tonsils
Do you heave it left and right
Does your chewing gum loose it's flavor on the bed post over night


Joe

Hahha I was singing that to myself as I was reading it..
There are lots of verses to that song, some (many) not printable here

When my oldest grandaughter was about 3, she was always told "Don't swallow your gum, or you'll choke"
When ever her gum seemed to vanish and her mother asked where it was, her reply was always
"I choked it"