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    Jan 2006
    Houston, TX
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    Begin forwarded message:

    George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to
    hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is
    for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

    Putin asks to call Russia, and he talks for 5 minutes.
    When he is finished, the devil informs him that the cost of the call
    is a million dollars. So Putin writes the devil a check for the
    charges.

    Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When
    she is finished, the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million
    dollars, so she also writes a check for the charges.

    Finally George Bush gets his turn, and he talks for over 4 hours.
    When he is finished, the devil informs him that the cost is $5.

    When Putin hears this, he just goes ballistic and asks the devil why
    Bush got to call the USA so cheaply?

    The devil smiles and replies: “Since Obama took over, the country
    has gone to hell, so it’s a local call.”

 

 

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