WHAT IS BUTT DUST???

Ray S S

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What, you ask is 'Butt dust' ?

Read on and you'll discover the joy in it! These are funny sayings by little kids.

They have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!!

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister... After a
while he asked, "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was... Granny replied she was so
old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember you must
look on the back of your panties. Mine say 5 to 6."

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. "I love you so much that
when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."

BRITTANY (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't give
me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough.."

DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked, "How much do I cost?"

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried when his Mom asked what
was troubling him. He replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I
get married. How will my wife fit in it?"

MARK (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in
a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his Dad, "Why is he
whispering in her mouth?"

TAMMY (age 4) was with her Mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled
lady her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why
doesn't your skin fit your face?"

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His Dad read, "The man named Lot
was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and
was turned into a pillar of salt." Concerned, James asked, "What happened to
the flea?"

THE SERMON I THINK THIS MOM WILL NEVER FORGET.....

This particular Sunday sermon......"Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms
extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without
You, we are but dust......He would have continued but at that moment my very
obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly
in her shrill little four year old girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"
 

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Ray S S

Ray S S

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Yeah, I got a kick out of the one where the little girl asked the elderly lady why her skin
didn't fit her face. :laughing7:

Thanks for your reply.

Ray
 

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"Butt dust" is a common problem in Washington. It happens when someone sleeps sitting up for an extreme amount of time. Unfortunately it's usually not fatal.
 

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