A Grimm Dog Story

[stefen]

This just hit a funny bone

 

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[Smee]

 

[aa battery]

must be the water

 

[Chug And Red]

 

[truckinbutch]

I gotta think on this one for a while . 'Less sumone wants to 'splain it to me

 

[Smee]

His GF is a Pinata.

She's stuffed full of candy. Little kids beat her to pieces with a stick to get the candy out of her. So, she probably would have a tootsie roll inside her.

Now the question is: How'd that candy fall out?

 

[boogeyman]

Wish mine would learn to wrap theirs in paper

 

[stefen]

Potential hand warmers if prewrapped

 

[boogeyman]

Potential hand warmers if prewrapped

plus firecracker = IED

 

[stefen]

Or as Halloween favors

 

[boogeyman]

Or as Halloween favors

Now there's an idea for the little neighbor brats with the big wheels Ya got me thinkin now!

 

[stefen]

Another Halloween ( or at anytime) place some specimens in a paper bag...set them on someones porch...light it on fire...ring the door bell...and run like hell...

When they answer the door...and see the paper bag on fire...the first instinct is to stomp it out...

 

[boogeyman]

Another Halloween ( or at anytime) place some specimens in a paper bag...set them on someones porch...light it on fire...ring the door bell...and run like hell...

When they answer the door...and see the paper bag on fire...the first instinct is to stomp it out...

The way the laws are around her, you'd pull this old prank and end up in Gitmo for a terrorist act. Imagine explaining to some towel head that you're locked up because of flaming poo

 

[pat-tekker-cat]

Another Halloween ( or at anytime) place some specimens in a paper bag...set them on someones porch...light it on fire...ring the door bell...and run like hell...

When they answer the door...and see the paper bag on fire...the first instinct is to stomp it out...

The way the laws are around her, you'd pull this old prank and end up in Gitmo for a terrorist act. Imagine explaining to some towel head that you're locked up because of flaming poo

I had to laugh out loud for that one!

 

[poorhunter78]

Now I'm anxious for October to get here!

 

[stefen]

Freeze the poo in a plastic baggy and it will be the right consistency when defrosted months later....


Someone is always posting pictures of some rust encrusted object...which reminds me of a dog deposit in my front yard....

sorry, I digressed

 

[boogeyman]

Freeze the poo in a plastic baggy and it will be the right consistency when defrosted months later....


Someone is always posting pictures of some rust encrusted object...which reminds me of a dog deposit in my front yard....

sorry, I digressed

You leftout the part where you swung a coil over the deposit just in case there was a wheatie imbedded right? Cmon, you can tell us, we;re all like family here on TNet

 

[stefen]

Aw shucks...

Ya caught me again...

It was one of those green twist-ties...you ,know the kind with the wire inside...





Our new little gal eats everything...think she's half goat...

Found a Havana she dropped the other day with an embedded twist tie...ouch

 

[boogeyman]

Is she a Bijon? She looks a lot loke my poodle bijon mix. They're cute as heck!

Got a strawberry lab ?? mix that decided it was cool to start eating her toys. Gave her the peroxide milk treatment, 20 seconds later I found all the missing toys & parts of No coins thank god!!!

 

[stefen]

The vets cannot agree as to her heritage...anything from a pure bred poodle to a mix...

Being a rescue dog...she was shaved to the skin and looked like a wet rat...

Now that her hair is growing out...she is looking more like a poodle bijon mix...(Good call)

Changing from pure white to a champagne color

Have tried a straight milk treatment on the other dog but this one...

Never heard of mixing peroxide with milk...

Knowing her she'd bark then squirt...

then bark and squirt again

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