spartacus53
Banned
- Jul 5, 2009
- 10,503
- 1,073
- Detector(s) used
- Ace 250
- Primary Interest:
- All Treasure Hunting
God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the
archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day.
He inquired, "Where have you been?"
God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the
clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put life on it. I'm
going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."
God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth. "For
example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity
and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over
here I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a
continent of black people. Balance in all things."
God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will
be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered
in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land
area and said, "What's that one?"
"That's New York , the most glorious place on earth. There
are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests,
hills, and plains. The people from New York are going to
be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are
going to travel the world. They will be extremely sociable,
hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of
good things."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But
what about balance, God? You said there would be balance."
God smiled, "Not very far from New York is Washington, DC
Wait till you see the bunch of idiots I put there."
archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day.
He inquired, "Where have you been?"
God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the
clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put life on it. I'm
going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."
God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth. "For
example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity
and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over
here I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a
continent of black people. Balance in all things."
God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will
be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered
in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land
area and said, "What's that one?"
"That's New York , the most glorious place on earth. There
are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests,
hills, and plains. The people from New York are going to
be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are
going to travel the world. They will be extremely sociable,
hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of
good things."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But
what about balance, God? You said there would be balance."
God smiled, "Not very far from New York is Washington, DC
Wait till you see the bunch of idiots I put there."
