Ray S S
Silver Member
For several years, a man in New York City had been having an affair with an
Italian woman.
One night, she confided to him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum
of money if she would go back to Italy to secretly have the child.
Also, if she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would provide child support
until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the child was born.
To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write
'Spaghetti' on the back when the child was born.
He would then arrange for the Child Support Payments to begin.
One day about 8 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
"Honey." she said, "You received a very strange post card today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said.
The wife watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and
fainted.
On the card was written:
Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
Two with meatballs, one without.
Send extra sauce!!!
Italian woman.
One night, she confided to him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum
of money if she would go back to Italy to secretly have the child.
Also, if she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would provide child support
until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the child was born.
To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write
'Spaghetti' on the back when the child was born.
He would then arrange for the Child Support Payments to begin.
One day about 8 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
"Honey." she said, "You received a very strange post card today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said.
The wife watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and
fainted.
On the card was written:
Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
Two with meatballs, one without.
Send extra sauce!!!
