Hey , Loretta ....

[truckinbutch]

My wife of many years , and buddy for many more , and I were working on our ongoing home remodel project today in 90+ heat . I'm concentrating on a critical fit and she's sweatin her buns off
doing cleanup work of the mess I've already made . Oldies country giving me the background music I
love when I'm working .
Loretta Lynn sang a song to the effect that her man would buy her a brand new pair of overalls if she'd come back home to him .
On a mission when my wife distracted me by asking if I'd buy her a brand new pair of overalls , I opened my mouth without engaging my brain .
"Sorta like puttin a new dress on an old hooker , ain't it ?"
DANG ! It's hard to type this with only partial vision out of one eye and the other pains from a thourough azz whuppin .

[Chug And Red]

To Mrs Truckinbutch, Working that hard On a Project and Being Stressed out Is Part of Life!!!!! I have Mumbled things behind My breath at times when I'm Getting frustrated When Doing a Project!!!! Which red Has Overheard !!! She is always helping me out and Understands the stress Involved!!! It may have sounded like sarcasm But i don't think it was ( red would look good in overalls) Don't let little things Get In the Way of true Love!!! If we did red and I would Have been Finished Before We ever Became One HH Chug

I work a forty hour job every week and Manage and Maintain an apartment complex, We are currently working on One And It has been a Challenge that is testing our Patience!!!! Love Ya Red

[stefen]

You're damn lucky you wer'nt lying on your back fixin leaky sink plumbing...

Never mind...either way you'd have squinted so hard you'd still be blind

[poorhunter78]

You're damn lucky you wer'nt lying on your back fixin leaky sink plumbing...

Never mind...either way you'd have squinted so hard you'd still be blind

Keepin my lips Sealed....

[stefen]

You're damn lucky you wer'nt lying on your back fixin leaky sink plumbing...

Never mind...either way you'd have squinted so hard you'd still be blind

Keepin my lips Sealed....

Smart man!

Keep your back to a wall also...

[truckinbutch]

Chug&Red,
My lady is a redhead , too . We have been together for years and mostly still get along fine . Poor choice of words on my part and I couldn't let a good story go for lack of telling .
Poorhunter,
Thank's for havin my back , buddy . Way Char told it , the last time she came to you on her knees she was yelling 'Come out from under that bed you cowardly #$@%! .'
Stefen ,
? What can I say ?

[poorhunter78]

Dang rite....I was a hidin under the bed! She had my favorite skillet in one hand, And the other was my pool cue...The skillet made me more pot knots then I can count. Can't see strait enuff to find my way from the bedroom yet.....HELP!!!

[Ray S S]

From my side of the fence, that was funny.

[stefen]

Anytime you get this group together...the comments are funnier than the joke...

The joke is to prime the pump only

[truckinbutch]

Anytime you get this group together...the comments are funnier than the joke...

The joke is to prime the pump only

Shssssss ........ Those are trade secrets that only we are supposed to share .

[stefen]

Anytime you get this group together...the comments are funnier than the joke...

The joke is to prime the pump only

Shssssss ........ Those are trade secrets that only we are supposed to share .

[poorhunter78]

I do think I would try rap music or symphony next time workin together. Just to see what happens.