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  1. #1
    us
    Feb 2008
    Morgantown,WV
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    Hey , Loretta ....

    My wife of many years , and buddy for many more , and I were working on our ongoing home remodel project today in 90+ heat . I'm concentrating on a critical fit and she's sweatin her buns off
    doing cleanup work of the mess I've already made . Oldies country giving me the background music I
    love when I'm working .
    Loretta Lynn sang a song to the effect that her man would buy her a brand new pair of overalls if she'd come back home to him .
    On a mission when my wife distracted me by asking if I'd buy her a brand new pair of overalls , I opened my mouth without engaging my brain .
    "Sorta like puttin a new dress on an old hooker , ain't it ?"
    DANG ! It's hard to type this with only partial vision out of one eye and the other pains from a thourough azz whuppin .
    Wolfpack forever

  2. #2
    us
    Wheres The Gold

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    Re: Hey , Loretta ....

    To Mrs Truckinbutch, Working that hard On a Project and Being Stressed out Is Part of Life!!!!! I have Mumbled things behind My breath at times when I'm Getting frustrated When Doing a Project!!!! Which red Has Overheard !!! She is always helping me out and Understands the stress Involved!!! It may have sounded like sarcasm But i don't think it was ( red would look good in overalls) Don't let little things Get In the Way of true Love!!! If we did red and I would Have been Finished Before We ever Became One HH Chug

    I work a forty hour job every week and Manage and Maintain an apartment complex, We are currently working on One And It has been a Challenge that is testing our Patience!!!! Love Ya Red

    "It cant Always Be Silver Or Gold But It Is A Hell Of an Experience Pulling It Out Of the Dirt"

    Metal detecting is Like A Marathon, Your Running fast then start Slowing A Bit The You Find Something Interesting And You Pick Up the Pace!!! The Only Difference is If You Are Addicted to this Hobby there Is NO FINISH LINE HH Chug And Red

  3. #3
    stefen

    Re: Hey , Loretta ....

    You're damn lucky you wer'nt lying on your back fixin leaky sink plumbing...

    Never mind...either way you'd have squinted so hard you'd still be blind

  4. #4
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    The Pool Table Is My Yard

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    Re: Hey , Loretta ....

    Quote Originally Posted by stefen
    You're damn lucky you wer'nt lying on your back fixin leaky sink plumbing...

    Never mind...either way you'd have squinted so hard you'd still be blind
    Keepin my lips Sealed....
    Theres A Place For All Creatures..Right Next To The Taters And Gravy..

  5. #5
    stefen

    Re: Hey , Loretta ....

    Quote Originally Posted by poorhunter78
    Quote Originally Posted by stefen
    You're damn lucky you wer'nt lying on your back fixin leaky sink plumbing...

    Never mind...either way you'd have squinted so hard you'd still be blind
    Keepin my lips Sealed....

    Smart man!

    Keep your back to a wall also...

  6. #6
    us
    Feb 2008
    Morgantown,WV
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    Re: Hey , Loretta ....

    Chug&Red,
    My lady is a redhead , too . We have been together for years and mostly still get along fine . Poor choice of words on my part and I couldn't let a good story go for lack of telling .
    Poorhunter,
    Thank's for havin my back , buddy . Way Char told it , the last time she came to you on her knees she was yelling 'Come out from under that bed you cowardly #$@%! .'
    Stefen ,
    ? What can I say ?
    Wolfpack forever

  7. #7
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    The Pool Table Is My Yard

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    Re: Hey , Loretta ....

    Dang rite....I was a hidin under the bed! She had my favorite skillet in one hand, And the other was my pool cue...The skillet made me more pot knots then I can count. Can't see strait enuff to find my way from the bedroom yet.....HELP!!!
    Theres A Place For All Creatures..Right Next To The Taters And Gravy..

  8. #8
    us
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    Re: Hey , Loretta ....

    From my side of the fence, that was funny.
    Aspire to inspire before you expire

  9. #9
    stefen

    Re: Hey , Loretta ....

    Anytime you get this group together...the comments are funnier than the joke...

    The joke is to prime the pump only

  10. #10
    us
    Feb 2008
    Morgantown,WV
    Bounty Hunter Landstar
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    Re: Hey , Loretta ....

    Quote Originally Posted by stefen
    Anytime you get this group together...the comments are funnier than the joke...

    The joke is to prime the pump only
    Shssssss ........ Those are trade secrets that only we are supposed to share .
    Wolfpack forever

  11. #11
    stefen

    Re: Hey , Loretta ....

    Quote Originally Posted by truckinbutch
    Quote Originally Posted by stefen
    Anytime you get this group together...the comments are funnier than the joke...

    The joke is to prime the pump only
    Shssssss ........ Those are trade secrets that only we are supposed to share .
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  12. #12
    us
    The Pool Table Is My Yard

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    Re: Hey , Loretta ....

    I do think I would try rap music or symphony next time workin together. Just to see what happens.
    Theres A Place For All Creatures..Right Next To The Taters And Gravy..

 

 

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