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Ray S S

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After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's
nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry. "Is that your husband?" he nervously asks.

"No, Silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.

"Is it your Dad or your brother?"

"No, no, no! You're so hot when you're jealous!" she answers.

"Well, who the heck is it then?" he demands.

She whispers in his ear, "That's me before surgery."
 

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Remember the old radio show line "Twang your magic twanger Froggy"...?
 

ivan salis

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the bad news and the good news .

the bad news is ...there is no good news -( well its not going to get knocked up at least . :tongue3: )
 

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stefen

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ivan salis said:
the bad news and the good news .

the bad news is ...there is no good news -( well its not going to get knocked up at least . :tongue3: )

It's one of those relationships that leaves you hanging :laughing7:
 

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