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    The job application

    This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to a McDonald's
    in Florida.... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

    DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice-President. But seriously, whatever's
    available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

    DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options. If that's not possible, make
    an offer and we can haggle.

    EDUCATION: Yes.

    MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens.

    REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

    MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

    DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM
    LIFTING UP TO 50 lbs?: Of what?

    DO YOU HAVE A CAR? I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do
    you have a car that runs?"

    HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already
    be a winner of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes.

    DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job, no, on my breaks, yes.

    WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas
    with a fabulously wealthy, dumb, super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing
    since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

    DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF
    YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

    SIGN HERE: Aries.
    Aspire to inspire before you expire

 

 

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