The Safe Driver Award

[Ray S S]

A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and
said to the officer. "Is there a problem, Officer?"

"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a
$5,000.00 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you will do with
the money?"

He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that driver's license,"

The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention
to him ~ he's a joker when he"s drunk and stoned."

The guy in the back seat said,"I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are
we over the border yet?"