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    Nov 2007
    Port Huron, Mi.
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    The Safe Driver Award

    A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and
    said to the officer. "Is there a problem, Officer?"

    "No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a
    $5,000.00 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you will do with
    the money?"

    He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that driver's license,"

    The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention
    to him ~ he's a joker when he"s drunk and stoned."

    The guy in the back seat said,"I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"

    At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are
    we over the border yet?"
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