Aug 18, 2006, 08:16 PM
> > The phone rings and the lady of the house
> answers, "Hello."
> > "Mrs. Ward, please."
> > "Speaking."
> > "Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the
> Medical Testing Laboratory. When
> > your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the
> lab yesterday, a biopsy from
> > another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are
> now uncertain which one is
> > husband's. Frankly the results are either bad
> or terrible."
> > "What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously.
> > "Well, one of the specimens tested positive
> for Alzheimer's and the other
> > one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell
> which is your husband's."
> > "That's dreadful! Can't you do the test
> again?" questioned Mrs. Ward.
> > "Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay
> for these expensive tests one
> > time."
> > "Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
> > "The people at Medicare recommend that you
> drop your husband off somewhere
> > in the middle of town. If he finds his way
> home, don't sleep with him."
So many tangles in life are so ultimately hopeless that there is no appropriate sword,other than laughter.......
Aug 18, 2006 08:16 PM
Aug 18, 2006, 09:43 PM
E-9000 headphones (don't use them often)