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Aug 23, 2006, 06:26 PM
#21
Re: Having wife problems
 Originally Posted by xXx
Maybe TreasureNet should start a dating thread, for singles of course?

xXx
lol
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E-9000 headphones (don't use them often)
bullseye II
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Aug 23, 2006 06:26 PM
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Aug 23, 2006, 06:50 PM
#22
 Looking for that ONE find.
Re: Having wife problems
This is why a person should always check to see if the future mate has a great looking boat or house. Then it will not matter because you can get a good boat or house out of it. OK OK I will stay out of it. Happly married 38 years august 16th. Burdie
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Aug 23, 2006, 09:34 PM
#23
Re: Having wife problems
 Originally Posted by xXx
"ReddieLocks", going from your photo on Mug Shots I seriously don't think you'll have that problem with a man. AT ALL! I don't think a man would be stupid enough to do that to you?

xXx
No but i have friends that have described the same thing as i typed ! LOL
A wise old owl lived in an oak
The more he saw the less he spoke
The less he spoke the more he heard.
Why can't we all be like that wise old bird?

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Aug 23, 2006, 09:36 PM
#24
A wise old owl lived in an oak
The more he saw the less he spoke
The less he spoke the more he heard.
Why can't we all be like that wise old bird?

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Aug 23, 2006, 09:49 PM
#25
Re: Having wife problems
My first wife cheated with my best friend, and ran off with him. I never met the guy.
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Aug 24, 2006, 08:49 AM
#26
 MINELAB XS-2 Pro ....... XTERRA 305 ....... EXPLORER SE PRO
Re: Having wife problems
A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
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> >> > > >>>>> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
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> >> > > >>>>> HONEY,
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> >> > > >>>>> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
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> >> > > >>>>> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
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> >> > > >>>>> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
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> >> > > >>>>> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
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> >> > > >>>>> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
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> >> > > >>>>> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
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> >> > > >>>>> I DON'T THINK SO.
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> >> > > >>>>> FINE,
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> >> > > >>>>> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
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> >> > > >>>>> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
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> >> > > >>>>> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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> >> > > >>>>> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
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> >> > > >>>>> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
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> >> > > >>>>> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
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> >> > > >>>>> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
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> >> > > >>>>> I DON'T THINK SO
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> >> > > >>>>> FINE, SHE SAYS
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> >> > > >>>>> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
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> >> > > >>>>> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
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> >> > > >>>>> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK.
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> >> > > >>>>> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
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> >> > > >>>>> WANT TO FIX STEPS.
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> >> > > >>>>> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
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> >> > > >>>>> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
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> >> > > >>>>> I DON'T THINK SO.
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> >> > > >>>>> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU...
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> >> > > >>>>> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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> >> > > >>>>> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
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> >> > > >>>>> COUPLE OF HOURS....................................
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> >> > > >>>>> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
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> >> > > >>>>> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
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> >> > > >>>>> TO GO HOME.
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> >> > > >>>>> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
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> >> > > >>>>> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
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> >> > > >>>>> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE
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> >> > > >>>>> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING.
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> >> > > >>>>> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
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> >> > > >>>>> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
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> >> > > >>>>> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
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> >> > > >>>>> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
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> >> > > >>>>> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
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> >> > > >>>>> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
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> >> > > >>>>> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
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> >> > > >>>>> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
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> >> > > >>>>> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
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> >> > > >>>>> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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> >> > > >>>>> HE SAID,
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> >> > > >>>>> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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> >> > > >>>>> SHE REPLIED,
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> >> > > >>>>> HELLOOOOO....
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> >> > > >>>>> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
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> >> > > >>>>> ON MY FOREHEAD?
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> >> > > >>>>> I DON'T THINK SO!
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Aug 24, 2006, 09:01 AM
#27
MXT, and just dumb luck.
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Aug 24, 2006, 09:18 AM
#28
Re: Having wife problems
 Originally Posted by lucky1777
 Originally Posted by Reddielocks
 Originally Posted by lucky1777
Badger, you never trained her right. If I tell my wife she likes to treasure hunt, then she likes it. 
 not even going there !.......................well maybe a little
We are not animals ! (females)
If we hunt ,do we not find ?
If we dig ,do we not blister ?
If we find the big one", do we not jump for joy ?! Same as you guys ! 
LOL !! 
1. We are not animals. I am not going to comment on this one.
2. If we hunt do we not find? Only if we let you.
3. If we dig do we not blister? Not if your hands are calliced from mopping, dusting, mowing the yard and all your other jobs.
4 If we find the big one, do we not jump for joy. Refer to #2 If we let you find the big one.
I hope this helps with the confusion you had. 
I got one thing to say to that......................RASPBERRIES ! :P :P lol
A wise old owl lived in an oak
The more he saw the less he spoke
The less he spoke the more he heard.
Why can't we all be like that wise old bird?

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