Last month I was getting gas at a local convenience store , a gas pump technition was replacing a pump nozzle - he threw the old one in the trash - I asked him if I could have it - he said ... sure . I brought it home - stuck a piece of garden hose on it - spray painted the hose black - tore up the other end a little with some pliers . I then brought it to my girlfriends place of work and stuck in her co-worker's car (Tina) . She was horrified when she saw it . Then Pi$$ed when she realized it was a joke !
Now , all my friends have been borrowing it ! Hee hee .