Welcome guest, is this your first visit?
Member
Discoveries
 
Results 1 to 5 of 5
  1. #1
    us
    This aint no damn flea circus!!!

    Mar 2006
    Livin' in a tar-paper shack in the woods of Eastern Idaho!
    Fisher F70, Whites QXT, Garrett Pro-Pointer, "Mighty" Diggin' Tool
    3,062
    4 times

    Rooster race

    Seems this chicken farmer had a bunch of laying hens & one old rooster. The egg production had slacked off in recent weeks so he figured he'd get a fresh, young rooster. After buying a young one he tossed him into the barnyard & started in on some chores. The young rooster walks up to the ol' timer & says "Take a walk old man! All these prety hens are mine now!" The old rooster replied "Tell you what kiddo, lets split em 50/50!" "I dont think so gramps, pack up, you're outa here!" So the old rooster thinks hard about his predicament & challenges the young stud to a race around the barnyard! "The winner takes all the hens!" The youngster agrees, figuring he could run circles around this ol' timer! "Just one thing though, we both know you're gonna win, so give me a lil head start so all the hens think I gave you a run fer your money." The youngster agreed & gave him a 20 yard headstart. The race started & they both took off as fast as they could go, the young rooster was fast & was gaining ground. They came around the first corner & raced past the horse stables, he was catching him fast! Rounded the second corner & ol' gramps sees the farmer shoveling some manure so he starts cackling & screaming & flapping his wings as he runs by. The Farmer turned around & smacked the younster with his shovel, killing him! "I dont get it! Thats the 4th queer rooster Ive bought this week!"
    "Agitate! Agitate! Ought to be the motto of every reformer. Agitation is the opposite of stagnation...... one is life, the other death."
    -Ernestine L. Rose-

  2. # ADS
    Ads

    TreasureNet.com is the premier Treasure Hunting Forum on the internet. Registered Users do not see these ads. Please Register - It's Free!

  3. #2
    us
    Jan 2006
    Chesapeake Virginia
    (XLT-x 2 ) )(BH Sharp Shooter 2) (Coinmaster 4000/D series2)(Coinmaster 2/DB series 2)(Discovery 2)(Discovery 1000)
    164

    Re: Rooster race

    Good one AP,,,LMAO,,,
    Sometimes you just have to ask W.W.F.G.D ?

  4. #3

    Jun 2006
    algona, iowa
    514

    Re: Rooster race

    lol
    Dfx
    E-9000 headphones (don't use them often)
    bullseye II

  5. #4
    us
    Apr 2006
    DES PLAINES IL
    AVATAR: MY Wife Saying.... "Your going Metal Detecting
    3,404
    64 times
    All Types Of Treasure Hunting
    Honorable Mentions (1)

    Re: Rooster race

    LOL

    GOTTA LOVE THIS HOBBY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and Happy Hunting from Des Plaines IL ( D P Bob )

  6. #5
    us
    Random chance seems to have operated in our favor

    Oct 2004
    Oklahoma
    6,908
    2 times
    Honorable Mentions (1)

    Re: Rooster race

    ROFL

 

 

Sponsors

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
Powered by vBadvanced CMPS v4.1.3