At the bus stop

Mighty AP

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Mar 7, 2006
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Livin' in a tar-paper shack in the woods of Easter
Detector(s) used
Fisher F70, Whites QXT, Garrett Pro-Pointer, "Mighty" Diggin' Tool
In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a
beautiful young woman wearing a tight leather skirt was
waiting for bus.As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get
on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to
allow her leg to come up to the height of the
first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to
the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her
skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough
slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step,
only to discover that she couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again
reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more,
and for the second time attempted the step. Once again,
much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.
With a little smile to the driver, she again
reached behind to unzip a little more and again was
unable to take the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was
standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed
her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to
the would-be Samaritan and screeched, "How dare you touch my body!
I don't even know who you are!"
The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am,
normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped
my fly three times, I kind'a figured we was
friends! ;D
 

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stefen

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I knew a gal that was afraid of flys until she unzipped one ;D
 

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