Another "How the Fight Started"

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How the fight started
Setting at their high school reunion, the wife kept staring at a man who was drinking pretty heavily as he sat alone at his table. The husband asked, "do you know him?" "Yes", she sighed. "He's my old boyfriend. I heard he to took to drink right after we split up and hasn't been sober since." "My goodness!" the husband replied. "Who would think that he would keep celebrating that long?" And then the fight started.

[Chug And Red]

Here's another!!!

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, ‘Unbutton your shirt’. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

She said, ‘That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me’ and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, ‘you should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.’

And then the fight started…

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ROTFLOL

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Another "How the fight started"
The lawn mower broke, and the lady of the house kept hinting to get is fixed. After a couple of weeks passed she did what she thought was a clever way to get her point across. The husband came outside and found her seated in the now tall cross cutting it with a tiny pair of scissors. He went back into the house and returned with her toothbrush, and said: "When you finish the lawn, you might as well sweep off the driveway." And then the fight started (The doctors say he should be able to walk again within a few weeks).

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How the fight started:
The wife was standing in front of the bedroom's full length mirror. She was not happy with what she saw. "I look terrible. I really need you to pay me a compliment." The husband said, "Your eyesight's near perfect." And then the fight started

[UncleVinnys]

Yeah, reminds me of the woman who woke up in the middle of the night as her husband was sobbing.

"Why are you crying?" she asks.
"Well, today is our 20th wedding aniversary" he replies.

"Oh how sweet; you remembered!"
"Remember how your dad caught us in the bedroom, and how he said he'd put me in jail for 20 years
if I didn't marry you?"

"Yes, I remember that. He was the town sheriff back then."

"Well, I would have been out of jail today!"

And then the fight started.

[stefen]

Wife was standing in front of the bedroom mirror and asked her husband, "Do I still have nice skin tone?"...

"Needs ironing", replied the husband...

There actually was no fight to start...ole wifey went from zero to full battle stance in the flick of an eye...

Those were actually his original second set of teeth on the floor...