>>>> >
>>>> >A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart
>>>> >bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find
>>>> >himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital
>>>> >As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding
>>>> >how he would like to pay for his treatment. She asked if he
>>>> >had health insurance.
>>>> >He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
>>>> >The nun asked if he had money in the bank.
>>>> >He replied, "No money in the bank."
>>>> >The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"
>>>> >He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."
>>>> >The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are
>>>> >not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."
>>>> >The patient replied, "Send the bill to my brother in law
>>>> >A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart
>>>> >bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find
>>>> >himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital
>>>> >As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding
>>>> >how he would like to pay for his treatment. She asked if he
>>>> >had health insurance.
>>>> >He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
>>>> >The nun asked if he had money in the bank.
>>>> >He replied, "No money in the bank."
>>>> >The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"
>>>> >He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."
>>>> >The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are
>>>> >not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."
>>>> >The patient replied, "Send the bill to my brother in law
