You might be a muslim

[texan connection]

jeff foxworthy on muslims



1. You refine heroin for a living, but have a moral objection to liquor.
You may be a Muslim

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford good shoes.
You may be a Muslim

3. You have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim

7. You consider television dangerous, but tend to carry explosives in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
You may be a Muslim

10.. Your cousin is president of the United States ..
You may be a Muslim

11. You find this offensive, demeaning, racist and don't forward it.
You may be a Muslim

[stefen]

12. You wear a table cloth on your head instead of a baseball cap,
You may be a muslim

13. When you sleep with your goat and don't make it wear a burka,
You may be a muslim

[shaun7]

12. You wear a table cloth on your head instead of a baseball cap,
You may be a muslim

13. When you sleep with your goat and don't make it wear a burka,
You may be a muslim

Are they actually goats walking about in them things then

[stefen]

12. You wear a table cloth on your head instead of a baseball cap,
You may be a muslim

13. When you sleep with your goat and don't make it wear a burka,
You may be a muslim

Are they actually goats walking about in them things then

Only ugly goats...

[Jeep]

* If you greet your wife fist-to-fist instead of open palm-to-open palm, you might be a Muslim.

* If you want to turn the USA into a terrorist paradise with universal terrorist healthcare and college tuition credits for every terrorist, you might be a Muslim.

* If you have ever not punched a gay person you totally could have punched, you might be a Muslim.

* If you lob inspiring platitudes like hand grenades, you might be a Muslim.

* If you have talked to a Muslim, you might be a Muslim.

* If young people aren't immediately revulsed by your craggy, translucent skin and creepy old man giggle, you might be a Muslim.

* If you go to a Christian church that has a crazy pastor, you might be a Muslim.

* If you're black and running for president, you might be a Muslim.

[dances for eels]

#1 This is not from Foxworthy and you owe him an apology.
#2 If you think it's funny to hate on a whole group of people because it pleases you, you may be a bigot.
#3 Get this xxxxxx out of here.

[Chadeaux]

#1 This is not from Foxworthy and you owe him an apology.
#2 If you think it's funny to hate on a whole group of people because it pleases you, you may be a bigot.
#3 Get this wolf-crap out of here.

If it bothers you, YOU may be a mooslum.

[texan connection]

#1 This is not from Foxworthy and you owe him an apology.
#2 If you think it's funny to hate on a whole group of people because it pleases you, you may be a bigot.
#3 Get this wolf-crap out of here.

If it bothers you, YOU may be a mooslum.

LOL

[texan connection]

lets see there "dances with eels" of 5 posts,,,,

would you like to go toe to toe with Muslim atrocities against Muslims? Im on face book.

If so,,,, you might be a Muslim.