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Nov 07, 2011, 11:20 AM
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 MR.
Another Dumb Blond Joke
Two blondes were sipping their Starbucks when a truck
went past loaded up with rolls of sod.
"I'm going to do that when I win the lottery," announced Blonde #1
"Do what?" asked Blonde #2.
"Send my lawn out to be mowed."
The more one learns the more he understands his ignorance. I am simply an ignor ant man trying to lessen his ignorance Those with the most birthdays live the longest
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Nov 12, 2011, 08:48 PM
#2
Re: Another Dumb Blond Joke
Love dumb blond jokes. Keep them coming. 
~The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.~ Thomas Jefferson
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Nov 17, 2011, 09:31 AM
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Nov 17, 2011, 11:22 AM
#4
MR.
Re: Another Dumb Blond Joke
Like a good wine, posting blond jokes takes time to mature and to get a good head
The more one learns the more he understands his ignorance. I am simply an ignor ant man trying to lessen his ignorance Those with the most birthdays live the longest
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Nov 29, 2011, 12:11 AM
#5
Re: Another Dumb Blond Joke
Just remember kids .....not all dumbs are blonde ....................lol 
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Nov 29, 2011, 11:55 AM
#6
MR.
Re: Another Dumb Blond Joke
The more one learns the more he understands his ignorance. I am simply an ignor ant man trying to lessen his ignorance Those with the most birthdays live the longest
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Nov 29, 2011, 08:11 PM
#7
Re: Another Dumb Blond Joke
So this Blonde cop pulls over a woman speeding. Cop says "Let me see your I.D." and the speeder promptly hands over a compact. The Blonde cop opens it up, takes one look in the mirror and says "Oh I didn't know you were a cop, go on your way".......
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Nov 29, 2011, 08:39 PM
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Nov 30, 2011, 03:50 PM
#9
MR.
Re: Another Dumb Blond Joke
 Originally Posted by aa battery
We're talking about your girl friend....jeez 
The more one learns the more he understands his ignorance. I am simply an ignor ant man trying to lessen his ignorance Those with the most birthdays live the longest
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Nov 30, 2011, 10:00 PM
#10
Re: Another Dumb Blond Joke
Originally Posted by stefen
Originally Posted by aa battery
We're talking about your girl friend....jeez
ok then fine
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Dec 01, 2011, 12:51 AM
#11
MR.
Re: Another Dumb Blond Joke
By the way how's the leg doing? The left one that is
Not leaving you any openings
The more one learns the more he understands his ignorance. I am simply an ignor ant man trying to lessen his ignorance Those with the most birthdays live the longest
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Dec 02, 2011, 09:18 AM
#12
Re: Another Dumb Blond Joke
Originally Posted by stefen
By the way how's the leg doing? The left one that is
Not leaving you any openings
doin better for now thanks
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Dec 02, 2011, 10:52 AM
#13
Re: Another Dumb Blond Joke
FINALLY...THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.
"Here it is," she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."
The end 
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