My new pickup

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My New Truck






I bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck

Go figure it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
I returned to the dealer yesterday
Because I couldn't get the radio to work.

The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.


'Nelson,' the technician said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'


'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again'

Came from the speakers.


Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant

' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days,

Every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'

I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,

'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.


Yesterday, some guy ran a red light

And nearly creamed my new truck,

But I swerved in time to avoid him.


I yelled, 'A$$ Hole!'

Immediately the radio responded with,


Ladies and gentlemen,

The President of The

United States


Damn I love this truck....

[Chug And Red]

Priceless LMAO Chug

Ladies and gentlemen,

The President of The

United States


Damn I love this truck....

[stefen]

My new Corvette has the same radio and my experience was very similar...

Some old lady cut me off and I screamed "Bitsh" as I made an evasive maneuver...

Suddenly Gloria Allred's voice blared over the speakers as she was making her recent 'Glory Be To Women' news exposea interview...

[Chug And Red]

My new Corvette has the same radio and my experience was very similar...

Some old lady cut me off and I screamed "Bitsh" as I made an evasive maneuver...

Suddenly Gloria Allred's voice blared over the speakers as she was making her recent 'Glory Be To Women' news exposea interview...

LMAO Red