One Sunday morning

[spartacus53]

There was a knock on the door this past Sunday morning.
I opened it to find a young, well-dressed man standing there who said:

"Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness."

So I said "Come in and sit down." I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked "What do you want to talk about?"

He said, "Beats the hell out of me, I've never gotten this far before."

[CaptainRobin]

Good 'un Spart... Early morning laugh. You're MUCH more civil than me. I tell 'em to get in their vehicle and leave and to never come back.
Robin