Jeb and the Vet

[digging wv]

Jeb called the local vet and seemed to be really upset. The vet rushed to Jebs farm to see what the emergency was. Jeb explained that he was taking his prized bull to the county fair, but when he went to load him into the trailer he discovered his bull had gone crosseyed. The vet said it was an easy fix and asked Jeb for a section of garden hose. When the hose arrived the vet explained if you stuck the hose into the bulls anus, blew into it very hard, the bulls eyes would straighten up. The vet huffed and puffed as hard as he could but just couldn't blow hard enough. He asked the farmer to give it a try and Jeb pulled out the hose from the bulls butt, turned it around and inserted the other end into the bull. The vet asked why he reversed the hose and Jeb answered "You don't think I'm going to put my lips on the same end YOU did".

[stefen]

Actually the best method to correct crossed-eyes is to get 2 bricks and clap them together over the bulls sac...

It really doesn't hurt...

Just gotta remember to keep your thumbs out of the way