Another stupid question

[Chug And Red]

I was at WalMart buying a bag of Purina dog chow for my two lil dogs , in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog chow, RIGHT So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in inten...sive care, with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. tehhehehehe! Red

[Goose-0]

Now that IS a good story. I almost spit my snuff all over the puter screen laughing.

[snakeyes]

[spartacus53]

I may have to try that

I was taking Friskies cat treats for a while, but all they did was made me hyper

[Chug And Red]

I may have to try that

I was taking Friskies cat treats for a while, but all they did was made me hyper

LOL I don't know, some of these dog foods coming out are fancier than people food, some peoples dogs are eating better then them! Red