The 'mater

[rockhound]

A boy was going to Florida to visit his uncle while out of school. His uncle told him when he came down there he would take him to an outdoor theatre for one of their shows. The evening they went to the outdoor theatre, they arived early to get a front row seat. They had just sat down when someone hit his uncle up side the head with a tomato, splattering all over his head and clothes. His uncle jumped to his feet and stared at the audience behind him, trying to see the culprit. The he asked,"who throwed that 'mater?'' No one said anything and so he repeated it louder this time,"who throwed that 'mater?" Still no one said anything. By now he was really angry and asked even louder, "who throwed that 'mater?" A big teenager, around 6'6" and 300 pounds stood up. He said,"I throwed that 'mater. The uncle sized him up and said,''boy you sure can throw a 'mater. rockhound

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