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Dec 06, 2011, 12:18 PM
#1
 MR.
Terrorists have kidnapped Congress
A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on Highway 95 outside Washington
DC. Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver
rolls down the window and asks the man, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and they're asking for a $100
million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in
gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting
donations."
"How much is everyone giving, on an average?" the driver asks.
The man replies,
"Roughly a gallon!"
The more one learns the more he understands his ignorance. I am simply an ignor ant man trying to lessen his ignorance Those with the most birthdays live the longest
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Dec 06, 2011, 12:55 PM
#2
Re: Terrorists have kidnapped Congress
Where are the donations being sent?
My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson
It's OK if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right --- or do right.
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Dec 06, 2011, 01:28 PM
#3
DFCA
Re: Terrorists have kidnapped Congress
I'll share, is 5 gallons enough ? I've got matches
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Dec 06, 2011, 01:28 PM
#4
da book worm--researcher
Re: Terrorists have kidnapped Congress
the traffic jam was caused by folks going to see the bonfire
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Dec 06, 2011, 01:33 PM
#5
DFCA
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Dec 06, 2011, 04:36 PM
#6
MR.
Re: Terrorists have kidnapped Congress
Exxon-Valdez is contributing a cargo tanker 
The more one learns the more he understands his ignorance. I am simply an ignor ant man trying to lessen his ignorance Those with the most birthdays live the longest
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Dec 06, 2011, 05:15 PM
#7
DFCA
Re: Terrorists have kidnapped Congress
now all they have to do is light it with a sidewinder 
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Dec 07, 2011, 01:40 PM
#8
Getter done
Re: Terrorists have kidnapped Congress
Remember 9-1-1 and all the Fallen Firefighters and Police Officers. Never forget the price they paid for our Freedom.
God Bless the men and women past, present, and future who serve this country by serving in the military.
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Dec 10, 2011, 09:58 AM
#9
Re: Terrorists have kidnapped Congress
Terrorist: A member of the C.I.A.
Congress: Employees of the C.I.A.
Etc., etc., etc.
"Everything is an anomaly" Michigan Badger
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Dec 10, 2011, 10:03 AM
#10
Re: Terrorists have kidnapped Congress
Road flares
Found my first gold for 2011!!!! One gold and diamond ring, and one 22 carat gold ring from Europe!!!!!
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Dec 11, 2011, 03:49 PM
#11
Re: Terrorists have kidnapped Congress
I'll donate 10 gal and a box of flares!
~~ It's beeping! Why is it beeping!---Arrrh, not another beer can! ~~
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