Ray S S
Silver Member
Here is one that is too good not to share. It didn't say just when this happened, other than in winter.
The email states that it is an "absolutely true news story heard on a Wisconsin radio station reporting the incident." But,
I say judge for yourself. LOL.
2 Duck Hunters in Wisconsin
A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500 with monthly payments of $560.00. He and a friend go duck hunting
in upper Wisconsin.
It's mid-winter........and of course the lakes are all frozen.
These two guys go out on the ice with their GUNS, a DOG, and of course, the new NAVIGATOR.
They decide they want to make a natural looking open water area for the ducks to focus on, something for the decoys
to float on.
Now.......making a hole in the ice large enough to invite a passing duck, is going to take a little more power than the
average drill auger can produce.
So......out of the back of the new Navigator comes a stick of dynamite with a short 40-second fuse.
Our two Rocket Scientists.......afraid they might slip on the ice while trying to run away after lighting the fuse (and
becoming toast, along with the Navigator), decide on the following course of action:
they light the fuse; then,
with a mighty thrust,
They throw the stick of dynamite as far away as possible.
Remember, a couple paragraphs back when I mentioned the NAVIGATOR, THE GUNS, and the DOG...?
Let's talk about the dog:
A highly trained Black Lab used for RETRIEVING; especially things thrown by the owner.
You guessed it..........The dog takes off across the ice at a high rate of speed and grabs the stick of dynamite,
with the burning 40-second fuse................ just as it hits the ice.
The two men swallow, blink, start waving their arms and, with veins in their necks swelling to resemble stalks
of rhubarb, scream and holler at the dog to stop.
The dog, now apparently cheered on by his master, keeps coming.
One hunter panics, grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog. The shotgun is loaded with #8 bird shot, hardly
big enough to stop a Black Lab.
The dog stops a moment, slightly confused, then continues on,
Another shot, and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really confused and, of course terrified, thinks these
two geniuses have gone insane!!!!
The dog takes off to find cover, UNDER the brand new Navigator,
The men continue to scream as they run. The red hot exhaust pipe on the truck touches the dog's rear end.....
he yelps, drops the dynamite under the truck and takes off after his master.
Then ka boooooooooom!
The truck is blown to bits and sinks to the bottom of the lake, leaving the two idiots standing there with "I can't
believe this just happened" looks on their faces.
The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal use of explosives is NOT COVERED by the
policy. And he still had yet to make the first of those $560.00 a month payments.
The dog is okay...doing fine.
And to think you thought 'all rednecks lived in the South.'......
The email states that it is an "absolutely true news story heard on a Wisconsin radio station reporting the incident." But,
I say judge for yourself. LOL.
2 Duck Hunters in Wisconsin
A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500 with monthly payments of $560.00. He and a friend go duck hunting
in upper Wisconsin.
It's mid-winter........and of course the lakes are all frozen.
These two guys go out on the ice with their GUNS, a DOG, and of course, the new NAVIGATOR.
They decide they want to make a natural looking open water area for the ducks to focus on, something for the decoys
to float on.
Now.......making a hole in the ice large enough to invite a passing duck, is going to take a little more power than the
average drill auger can produce.
So......out of the back of the new Navigator comes a stick of dynamite with a short 40-second fuse.
Our two Rocket Scientists.......afraid they might slip on the ice while trying to run away after lighting the fuse (and
becoming toast, along with the Navigator), decide on the following course of action:
they light the fuse; then,
with a mighty thrust,
They throw the stick of dynamite as far away as possible.
Remember, a couple paragraphs back when I mentioned the NAVIGATOR, THE GUNS, and the DOG...?
Let's talk about the dog:
A highly trained Black Lab used for RETRIEVING; especially things thrown by the owner.
You guessed it..........The dog takes off across the ice at a high rate of speed and grabs the stick of dynamite,
with the burning 40-second fuse................ just as it hits the ice.
The two men swallow, blink, start waving their arms and, with veins in their necks swelling to resemble stalks
of rhubarb, scream and holler at the dog to stop.
The dog, now apparently cheered on by his master, keeps coming.
One hunter panics, grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog. The shotgun is loaded with #8 bird shot, hardly
big enough to stop a Black Lab.
The dog stops a moment, slightly confused, then continues on,
Another shot, and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really confused and, of course terrified, thinks these
two geniuses have gone insane!!!!
The dog takes off to find cover, UNDER the brand new Navigator,
The men continue to scream as they run. The red hot exhaust pipe on the truck touches the dog's rear end.....
he yelps, drops the dynamite under the truck and takes off after his master.
Then ka boooooooooom!
The truck is blown to bits and sinks to the bottom of the lake, leaving the two idiots standing there with "I can't
believe this just happened" looks on their faces.
The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal use of explosives is NOT COVERED by the
policy. And he still had yet to make the first of those $560.00 a month payments.
The dog is okay...doing fine.
And to think you thought 'all rednecks lived in the South.'......
But I still love the joke.
