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Mighty AP

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Livin' in a tar-paper shack in the woods of Easter
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Fisher F70, Whites QXT, Garrett Pro-Pointer, "Mighty" Diggin' Tool

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Mighty AP

Mighty AP

Silver Member
Mar 7, 2006
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Livin' in a tar-paper shack in the woods of Easter
Detector(s) used
Fisher F70, Whites QXT, Garrett Pro-Pointer, "Mighty" Diggin' Tool
Jimbo the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred
young layers (hens), called "pullets" and eight or ten roosters, whose job
was to fertilize the eggs. The farmer kept records and any rooster that
didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful
lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his
roosters. Each bell had a different tone so Jimbo could tell from a
distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and
fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.

The farmer's favourite rooster was old Butch, and a very fine specimen he
was, too. But one particular morning Jimbo noticed old Butch's bell hadn't
rung at all! Jimbo went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing
pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would
run for cover. But to Farmer Jimbo's amazement, Butch had his bell in his
beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk
on to the next one.

Jimbo was so proud of Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair and
Butch became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result... The
judges not only awarded Butch the No Bell Piece Prize but they also
awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.

Clearly Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician
could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our
planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them
when they weren't paying attention?
;D
 

Spitfire Reddie

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Jul 29, 2006
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Teknetics T2
Mighty AP said:
What is just two and a half inches long & can satisfy any woman...........everytime?


;D

WRONG ! Not this woman !! ;D ;D Theres more to life than money and cerdit cards ;)
 

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