Sitting at a stoplight...

[The Beep Goes On]

I was sitting at a stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, waiting on it to turn green.

A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct taped on the trunk of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, stopped next to me.

The light changed, the Muslims praised Allah, shook their fists, hit the gas and darted off ahead of me.

Suddenly, an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely, killing everyone in the car.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man... that could have been me!"


So today; bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.

[Produce Guy]

Dude that is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny

[Chug And Red]

Chug Keep on trucking!!!!

[Tank69]

as a life long driver ya baby

[stefen]

10-4 rubber duck

[truckinbutch]

as a life long driver ya baby

As another life long driver , been my experience that runnin them over causes too much paperwork .
Crowdin them off the road into the telephone trees with a 70'long 80,000lb rig is just as effective and KEEP ON TRUCKIN !

[Tank69]

as a life long driver ya baby

As another life long driver , been my experience that runnin them over causes too much paperwork .
Crowdin them off the road into the telephone trees with a 70'long 80,000lb rig is just as effective and KEEP ON TRUCKIN !

did you feel that bump ??

[Chug And Red]

What bump I didn't feel any bump, maybe we should go back and check! Red

[Chug And Red]

No I was Just Another Pot Hole Keep Trucking Chug!!!

[spud]

as a trucker of 45 + years----damn the paperwork,full speed ahead!!