Southern wisdom vs Northen wisdom
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  1. #1
    Jan 2007
    Northen New Mexico
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    Southern wisdom vs Northen wisdom

    Sometimes it is just hard to out think a good ole southerner!!

    One morning 3 South Carolina good ole boys and 3 Yankees were in a ticket line at the Greenville train station heading to Atlanta for a big football game.

    The 3 Northerners each bought a ticket and watched as the 3 Southerners bought just one ticket among them. "How are the 3 of you going to travel on one ticket?" asked one of the Yankees. "Watch and learn" answered one of the boys from the South. When the 6 travelers boarded the train, the 3 Yankees sat down, but the 3 Southerners crammed into a bathroom together and closed the door.

    Shortly after the train departed, the conductor came around to collect tickets. He knocked on the bathroom door and said, "tickets please." the do or opened just a crack and a single arm emerged with a ticket in hand. The Conductor took it and moved on.

    The Yankees saw this happen and agreed it was quite a clever idea. Indeed, so clever that they decided to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money. That evening after the game when they got to the Atlanta train station, they bought a single ticket for the return trip while to their astonishment the 3 Southerners didn't buy even 1 ticket.

    "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asked one of the perplexed Yankees. "Watch and learn", answered one of the Southern boys. When they boarded the train the 3 Northerners crammed themselves into a bathroom and the 3 Southerners crammed themselves into the other bathroom across from it.

    Shortly after the train began to move, one of the Southerners left their bathroom and walked quietly over to the Yankee's bathroom. He knocked on the door an d said "ticket please"..

    There's just no way on God's green earth to explain how the Yankees won the war...

    I took the road less traveled------------------- and now I'm lost
    The secret to a long life ....................... make sure the sailor at the helm can't swim

  2. #2
    Sep 2009
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    Re: Southern wisdom vs Northen wisdom

    It would be called yankee ingenuity



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