blind man

rockhound

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The Cardinal told his congreagation that he rooms in the church needed painting. He had decided that he would pair off the nuns and let each pair paint the inside of one room. This way he could get the entire church painted inside, in a short time. He also told them not to get any paint on their robes because they would be stopping around noon to have mass. Two of the nuns decided that before painting their room, they would need to remove their robes to eliminate getting any paint on them. They closed the door and locked it so they wouldn't be surprised by anyone coming to check on them. After removing their robes, they also decided that they needed to remove their undergarments also to eliminate getting paint on them. After stripping off naked, they started painting their room. When they were almost finished, a knock came on the door. They very cautiously asked,"who is it?'' A reply came back, " It is the blind man". They looked at each other and one said, " If he is a blind man, we have nothing to worry about". The other agreed and they opened the door. When the man walked in he looked at the two naked nuns and said,"nice, now where do you want these blinds?'' rockhound
 

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